After the illegal logging of the Snowy National Park last summer, the public was promised a full investigation and outcome. But the joke now goes:
How many DSE officers does it take to do an investigation? Five. One to notice logs were stolen from 300 ha of National park, one to go “damn, we shouldn’t have employed a logging mill boss to do a backburn line”, one to repeat into the telephone “we’ll be finished soon”, one to refuse the FoI and one to rock back in their chair singing “I’m a little teapot”.